To every cloud, there is a silver lining.

If I'm going to be limping, hobbling, and otherwise in physical pain today, at least I will get some very interesting practice in ASL due to trying to explain why I am limping, hobbling, and otherwise in physical pain when I don't know half the appropriate vocabulary. (I did take a moment to look up ABRADE, which doesn't exist, RUB, which I could have figured out, and ROLLER COASTER, which looks like it's a classifier being labelled as a real sign. Sunday school, here I come.)