Dear Cthulhu...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In November, I stopped lumi21 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In August, I fed beloitst to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I sacrificed 100in100b to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-80 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
hermitgeecko

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