A brief glimpse into my mind.

This morning, I paused by the downstairs mirror to take a look at myself -- shiny silver shirt, stretchy black pants -- and decided I approved. Mental dialogue followed.

I look nice today.
This should knock the socks off people.
I always want to knock the socks off people.
I don't think people should wear socks.

...Wait... what?

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