2007-03-10

2007-03-10 07:32 pm
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Two Lumps.

http://www.twolumps.net/comics/20070309.jpg

Someone tell me... is this totally random, or is it a reference that's lost on me?

I think it's funny, but I feel totally lost.
2007-03-10 07:33 pm
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Spam

So I went through my Yahoo bulk folder today (always a scary proposition) and found some very interesting titles. In the past, it's mostly been erections and the lads from Laos, but today's titles included:

Literary:

"The Bedouin's camel and dromedary talked about it, and they were sureit was a snake, too."
(This sounds like Kipling of Arabia to me.)

Misguided:

"Good oral and written skills in both Norwegian and English is a must."
(Too bad I don't have those. Obviously, neither did the person writing this.)

Ominous:

"So if you say, executor."

Enthusiastic:

"Marvin Achieve the American Dream"
(He do?)

Horrifying:

"obstetrician stump"

Self-deprecating:

"He said that his moustache was just disgusting and smelly."
(Shave!)

Educational:

"The Linux kernel was written largely by Linus Torvalds, who started it as a project to get to know the"
(Because this chopped off, I looked it up and discovered that it ends: "Intel-i386, and to ``make MINIX better.''")

Unusual:

"billy goat bat mitzvah"

And uplifting:

"You a winner!"
(Why thank you.)