Nethack for the win.

(to the tune of "I Feel Fine", with some serious apologies to the Beatles.)

Vista's good to me, you know,
It's got this brand new glow, you know,
I said so --
Nethack runs on Vista, I feel fine.

Nethack is sublime, you know,
I tell you all the time, you know,
I said so --
Nethack runs on Vista, I feel fine.

I'm so glad
It runs on my computer
I'm so jazzed
And I couldn't be much cuter

'Cause the dungeon waits for me, you know,
It's down the dungeon stairs I go, you know,
I said so --
Nethack runs on Vista, I feel fine.

I got this dungeon crawling thing,
I got the Amulet and two rings
Of charisma --
Nethack runs on Vista, I feel fine.
Nethack runs on Vista, I feel fine.
mmmmm.