From the "wait, wat" department....

[hermitgeecko]

http://www.firemountaingems.com/details.asp?PN=H204136FL:

"The crackled surface of deep green Russian serpentine resembles the amphibious skin of a reptile."

I will give you "resembles the skin of an amphibious reptile", which you might have meant, but I will not allow you to indicate that all reptiles have amphibious skin. Because NO.

Comments

[bester.livejournal.com]

"The great yellow ships hung in the air in exactly the same manner a brick doesn't."

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

Love that line.