From the "wait, wat" department....

[hermitgeecko]

http://www.firemountaingems.com/details.asp?PN=H204136FL:

"The crackled surface of deep green Russian serpentine resembles the amphibious skin of a reptile."

I will give you "resembles the skin of an amphibious reptile", which you might have meant, but I will not allow you to indicate that all reptiles have amphibious skin. Because NO.

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[kittydesade.livejournal.com]

... a WHAT reptile? An amphibious WHAT?

[hahathor.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I want the mammalian skin of a fish - or possibly the piscine skin of a mammal!

[pixel.livejournal.com]

I think their saying it resembles the bits of a reptile's skin that are amphibious. Maybe the skin on their knees can live both in and out of the water. Do you Know!?! Have you tested it?!? Why are you suppressing this vital information about iguana knees?!? WHAT IS YOUR AGENDA!?!?!

Oh look, here is the nurse with my nice pills and the coat that makes me hug myself. Gotta go!

[sunspiral.livejournal.com]

Unfortunate! But it does remind me that I need to place an order from them.

[bester.livejournal.com]

"The great yellow ships hung in the air in exactly the same manner a brick doesn't."

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

Love that line.