Pink shoes

The setting: a Payless Shoe Store. Our Hapless Heroine has navigated here after work because tall skinny heels were never intended for routinely walking through gravel and over concrete. She has recently received a reminder of the same, and now new shoes are required.

Me: Hey, these shoes are cute! I want these!

Also Me: Okay, so get them.

Me: But... they're pink.

Also Me: And?

Me: What would I say if anyone asked about them? I don't wear pink.

Also Me: How about, "I had a pink day"?

Me: I don't have pink days!

Also Me: Then you surely don't need pink shoes. Put them back and go find something depressing.

Me: Awww.

Also Me: It's so stimulating being your head.