Crowned

Dec. 12th, 2007 10:05 pm
So... aided and abetted by my housemates, I watched the first episode of Crowned tonight. (This has something to do with why I'm not currently posting a Mossdog update.) Crowned is a reality show in which mother-daughter pairs compete to win a beauty competition. I was duly amused, and much more interested than I thought I would be.

Part of the fun for me, I confess, was imagining what it would be like if Mom and I were doing it. It would never happen, but if it did, I know all the sorts of things she would say -- things like "Don't take it too seriously, love" to "Okay, we're here to have fun, so let's have some fun with this!" I can't quite imagine her being blase about the camera, but I can imagine her encouraging me to be blase about it. And she would be a fantastic sport about the whole thing and remind me to be a fantastic sport about it, too. Like one particularly annoying pair, we would have woken up early in the morning -- not because I needed my singing practice, but so we could sneak off and have breakfast together while everyone else was still asleep, and chitchat about how bizarre the whole experience was. And it would be silly but fun.

I'm known to brag on how cool my father is (things like how we played Colossal Caves Adventure together when I was tiny, how he made me a hexaflexagon, how he was the editor of an award-winning Star Trek fanzine, and how we translated swarm code between Inform and SNOBOL one time when I came home for Christmas. Yes, my geek heritage makes me happy.) But I think I sometimes forget to mention how very cool my mother is, too. We have a lot of fun together.

I miss my family. The requirements of my job are keeping me from going down for Christmas week, but I get to go home the week afterward. I'm really, really looking forward to the visit.
Spidermanian Rhapsody
(as written by [livejournal.com profile] chaosvizier, who was kind enough to give me reposting permission.)

PETER PARKER: Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Bit by a spider,
Now it's changed my reality.

MARY JANE: Open your eyes
Our love is meant to be!

PP: I'm just a nerd boy,
I get no sympathy

CHORUS: Your life is nerdity, mockery,
One-handed love for thee

PP: Anyway the web goes, Stan Lee doesn't matter to me, to me.

PP: Aunt May just lost her man
I didn't stop the guy
But I could have, should have tried.
Aunt May, I have just begun
To use my new power responsably.
Aunt May, o-o-o-o,
I had to let him die.
Now I have an awesome origin story
So I can go fight crime, that's all that really matters.

NORMAN OSBORN: That's it, my time has come.
Being CEO is lame
When you've made pumpkins of flame.
Goodbye everybody, I'll kill you all;
I'm all hopped up on some mutant PCP.
Harry, o-o-o-o,
You're a lame-ass son,
I sometimes wish you'd never been born at all...

NO: I see a little silhouetto of a nerd-
CHORUS: Spider man! Spider man! He is gonna whup your butt now!
NO: Pumpkin bombs and green gas!
PP: Damn, he's kicking my ass! Eeep!
CHORUS: Peter Parker! Peter Parker!
Peter Parker! Peter Parker!
Mary Jane Watson's giving him wet dreams...
PP: I'm still a nerd boy with a dead family!
CHORUS: He's still a nerd boy in the university!
MJ: I'll date his best friend, such a tragedy!
PP: Fighting crime, need a job, look at my photos?
J. JONAH JAMESON: YOU'RE FIRED! No, I'll buy your crap photos.
PP: My photos?
JJJ: YOU'RE FIRED! No, make Spidey look crap-o.
PP: But you know-
JJJ: YOU'RE FIRED! Yo, Miss Brant, ditch this hobo.
PP: Now I'll go-
JJJ: Make Spidey look crap-o!
PP: Green Goblin?
JJJ: That does not even rhyme!
PP: What's that no-
NO: Now-I'll-beat-you-like-a-ho!
PP: Gone to dinner with my family-
CHORUS: Norm and Harry have a row!
The Green Goblin has discovered you are Spider-Man! Yes man! You're cannned!

[Cue guitar riff]

NO: So you think you can shun me and hurt my pride?
I've got your girl and a tram of folks and they're fried!
PP: No, baby! I can catch them both baby!
NO: Left hook from the side!
PP: Spider-Sense denied!
MJ: Get him Tiger!

[Cue fight scene]

NO: Don't tell little Harry
That his dad's crazy... *dies*
PP: What do I tell Harry? What do I tell MJ? Why me?

CHORUS: Spiderman's a hero...

Firefly

Dec. 12th, 2006 12:52 am
Supposedly, there's going to be a Firefly massively multi-player online game.

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72263-0.html?tw=wn_index_1
http://www.multiverse.net/press/pr20061207.jsp?cid=6&scid=9

I have immediate misgivings, but I usually do about such things. If it works out, yay.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER )

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS )

One coat of paint down on the balcony spot-touch save-the-bunny job.

Now to watch Firefly and let it dry.

Firefly

Sep. 25th, 2005 04:40 pm
Despite initially disliking the premise, I've discovered that I adore Joss Whedon's "Firefly". Since there's only one season of it, this makes me sad, but I look forward to the movie.

[livejournal.com profile] terrie01: don't you know that being right all the time is tacky?

Oh well, at least I still think you have odd musical tastes.

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