Old Spice Guy on OKCupid

[hermitgeecko]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Old_Spice_Guy

OKCupid just alerted me to someone new in my area. I'm fairly sure he's going to get shut down soon, but this was hysterical.



My Self-Summary
Hello ladies,

I am the man you wish your man could smell like. If you're a single lady, you may not have to wish your man could smell like me, because I could be your man.

What I’m doing with my life
The tickets are now diamonds!

I’m really good at
Seamlessly transitioning from my bathroom to an exotic location.

The first things people usually notice about me
I'm on a horse.

The six things I could never do without
-Oldspice
-bodywash
-diamonds
-motorcycle
-monocle
-horse

I spend a lot of time thinking about
do do do do do, do do do!

On a typical Friday night I am
on a horse, still.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Your man can't really smell like me.

I’m looking for

* Girls who like guys
* Ages 21-33
* Near me
* Who are single
* For new friends

Comments

[metaphysick.livejournal.com]

Points for both style and substance. And for monocle smile.

[thezvi.livejournal.com]

I love this profile, and see no reason it need be shut down. We're even a good match!