So I went through my Yahoo bulk folder today (always a scary proposition) and found some very interesting titles. In the past, it's mostly been erections and the lads from Laos, but today's titles included:
Literary:
"The Bedouin's camel and dromedary talked about it, and they were sureit was a snake, too."
(This sounds like Kipling of Arabia to me.)
Misguided:
"Good oral and written skills in both Norwegian and English is a must."
(Too bad I don't have those. Obviously, neither did the person writing this.)
Ominous:
"So if you say, executor."
Enthusiastic:
"Marvin Achieve the American Dream"
(He do?)
Horrifying:
"obstetrician stump"
Self-deprecating:
"He said that his moustache was just disgusting and smelly."
(Shave!)
Educational:
"The Linux kernel was written largely by Linus Torvalds, who started it as a project to get to know the"
(Because this chopped off, I looked it up and discovered that it ends: "Intel-i386, and to ``make MINIX better.''")
Unusual:
"billy goat bat mitzvah"
And uplifting:
"You a winner!"
(Why thank you.)